THEME

the-gay-of-gay:

dennielcorsi:

emkaymlp:

underpony:

Male problems:  When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up

you can keep the towel up by thinking of breasts

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i can’t

s-un-rise:

abbielengey:

im annoyed that i dont make time for study, im annoyed that my grades are slipping and im annoyed that there is nobody else to blame but myself

this is the most accurate post I have ever read

(Source: styleenvious)

nickelbackthatassup:

damn boy are you liquid eyeliner because I’m pretty sure I’m gonna fuck this up

tarsusfour:

forever annoyed that i dont know what my house smells like to other people

trillow:

drank the liquid inside of my magic 8 ball and i’ve been predicting the future all day. the doctor says it was just normal water but whatever he dies tomorrow anyway

ravclaw:

my essay isn’t done but i sure am

(Source: tiniestleaf)

glassses:

cafemusaiin:

glassses:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. THIS IS SO NASTY. WHAT IS THIS STRANGELY SHAPED, HI RES FUCKED UP PIECE OF SHIT. SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME THIS DISGUSTING MASS OF WHAT THE FUCK EVER THIS EVEN IS. WHY DO THINGS EXIST LIKE THIS. WHAT THE HELL DO I TAG THIS NASTY THING. WHAT IS THIS. WHAT IS THIS

it’s a sliced mango holy shit

oh. i like mangoes. 

egberts:

where can i buy that for free

frayland:

i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly

(Source: ughwillowpape)

redribbonarmy:

r4inbowcats:

sassbuttcas:

DO NOT THINK OF YOUR CRUSH IN A CUTE CHRISTMAS SWEATER DRINKING HOT CHOCOLATE UNLESS YOU WANT UNBEARABLE SEXUAL FRUSTRATION

fUCK

why would that make you sexually frustrated thats a totally normal nonsexual scene wtf is wrong with people